Me and Coyote have come up with a bunch of nicknames for Tabitha:
- Little Slitheen Baby (doctor who reference, she occasionally has a gas exchange problem)
- Our little baby overlord.
- Tabitha wriggle bottom
- little Tabitha bean
- Tabby cat
- the little squiggly one
- Tabs
- Poddling (Dark Chrystal reference)
we have also decided that she has certain invisible enemies that plague her!
- Her arch nemesis mirror baby! who sits in a mirror and mocks her by copying everything she does! (under a certain age babies don't understand that their reflection is them, and the looks she gives herself, she is not friends with the baby in the mirror).
- The Milk Monster! Who puts burps in Tabitha's tummy and makes her all uncomfortable and difficult to eat more.
- The Poo Fairy! Who fills her nappies with disgusting things to make us think that she did that, when it was nothing to do with her.
- And the Sleep Pixie! Who makes Tabitha really really tired, but at the same time makes it difficult for her to sleep thus causing all manner of crossness.
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