Sunday, 2 June 2013

Nicknames

Me and Coyote have come up with a bunch of nicknames for Tabitha:

  • Little Slitheen Baby (doctor who reference, she occasionally has a gas exchange problem)
  • Our little baby overlord.
  • Tabitha wriggle bottom
  • little Tabitha bean
  • Tabby cat
  • the little squiggly one
  • Tabs
  • Poddling (Dark Chrystal reference)
we have also decided that she has certain invisible enemies that plague her!

  • Her arch nemesis mirror baby! who sits in a mirror and mocks her by copying everything she does! (under a certain age babies don't understand that their reflection is them, and the looks she gives herself, she is not friends with the baby in the mirror).
  • The Milk Monster! Who puts burps in Tabitha's tummy and makes her all uncomfortable and difficult to eat more.
  • The Poo Fairy! Who fills her nappies with disgusting things to make us think that she did that, when it was nothing to do with her.
  • And the Sleep Pixie! Who makes Tabitha really really tired, but at the same time makes it difficult for her to sleep thus causing all manner of crossness.


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